don't ask me how my day was. puhlease. i am a oversized teenager of technology, so i don't feel like talking right now. text me later. or better yet, refer to my most-frequently-used emoticons of the day. here is a screen shot of a recent real-life conversation:
water droplets: i recently poured two big glasses of water over this guy, while he was sleeping. i was angry #justification. naturally i texted all my bffs with the play-by-play of the night.
soccer ball: south american world cup soccer is on. this cute gurl i like is peruvian. goal! (actually chile won)
little happy boy: the boy i dumped water on.
little happy girl: me.
eggplant: ohhhhh inside joke.
excited blushing: there's been lots of exciting drama lately. oh! oh!
cheers: and lots of nights out...but i can't really remember too well...
distressed tears: does he like me? does she like me? was i invited? can i come? life is so unfair!
pointy finger: i like to pretend i give good advice and feel more authoritative if i hold my finger up when i text it.
skull: a) DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM b) resembles a eccentric ex-co-worker who we constantly refer to.
sulking: i missed out on lots of sitting-around-chatting-time because i had classes all day. awwwww.
bashful: i'm pretending to be modest but i know the comments i'm taking are actually really witty and i'm so pretty. you love me right...right?!
pretty lady: my bff.
zzZ: i'm so fucking hungover.
princess: expresses my current opinion that boyz act like stupid entitled girly-girlies.
wedding cake: it's almost my birthday!!!
arm: i dislike gurlz with saggy upper arms. just because i'm gay does't mean i'll settle for any gurl. no arm pudge!
snow cone: let's go back to that create-your-own-low-fat frozen yogurt place! yumz. I KNOW RIGHT?!
apple: left boob (aka BOB)
orange: right boob (aka TOM)
now you never need ask how my day was. so tonight i'm gonna:
APPLE-ORANGE-SLUTTY DRESS-RUNNING-CHEERS-PRETTY LADY-CHEERS-zZZ-TEARS
if you are my parents then i'm actually